Americans

Take
the
cake,

Eat
the
treat.

Why
the
thighs?

Hate
the
weight.

Run
a
ton,

Shed
the
dread.

Treat
to
eat?

Take
the
cake.

The Accident

Little doggy at the door,
What's she pawing at it for?
Maybe she wants something tasty
From the local store.
Or does she want a different life -
Does she want something more?
I see now that it's neither cause
She's peeing on the floor.