Moving Time!

I've moved! You can find my new blog here: http://hohumdiddlydum.tumblr.com/

I promise that I will try very hard to update this one regularly! I'll probably be expanding on some of these poems, and adding illustrations to others. There'll also be plenty of other content, so hope to see you there!

Goblin Park

There's something sinister and dark,

Hiding deep in Goblin Park -

Waiting, lurking, creeping in the grass.

So when the shadows draw you near,

And prey upon your every fear,

You know it's time to turn and haul some ass.

Resolution

I'm resolute, I am, I am,

I've made a resolution.

I simply will not give a damn

About the best solution.

So when you glared, with hate, with hate,

I merely shrugged and stared.

It seems that my solution ate

Its way through all your hair.

Dance Dance Dance

The music pulses out like tremors

Beat

Beat

Beat

At first it's just your head, and then your

Feet

Feet

Feet

And as you move across the floor

You lose the gains you struggled for

And nothing stops you, neither rain nor

Sleet

Sleet

Sleet

Quoth a Valley Girl

"Seriously? Seriously?

Whenever she speaks I’m like, ‘Seriously?'

The way that she talks brings, like, pain to my ears.

They make me just gag and, um, wanna shed tears.

Her speech is a mess,

Like, God, I hate Bess –

Why can’t she talk like the rest of her peers?"

People Skills

There once was a man from Beirut

Who often was given the boot.

His bosses weren't fond

When he didn't respond,

It's a shame, cause the man was a mute.

An Update?!

It's been quite a while

Since there was a poem.

They've been in my head,

I just haven't wrote 'em.

And while this gap might

Occur more than once,

Hopefully next time

It's less than six months.